the OFFICIAL Useless Thread

Discussion in 'Off-topic Forum' started by Tank, Oct 8, 2002.

  1. Tank

    Tank New Member

    Post any random thoughts you may have here. They don't need to make sense, cause its a useless thread.

    This should keep us occupied until the season starts. ;)
  2. WingedLion

    WingedLion New Member

    France is about the most useless thing I can think of.

    That, and a goal light behind Dallas Eliuk. :)
  3. Tank

    Tank New Member

    Ya, they should just leave it on all the time now. :p
  4. Tank

    Tank New Member

    did you know that it takes 8 minutes for light from the sun to reach the earth.
  5. Hooligan

    Hooligan Average Joe Millionaire

    What really is in Spam?
  6. WingedLion

    WingedLion New Member

    Stuff that is too good for sausage, but not quite good enough for hot dogs.
  7. Tank

    Tank New Member

    What's better? PUDDING or CUSTARD?!?
  8. JohnnyMogul

    JohnnyMogul Active Member


    Please feel free to post your picks for next weeks NLLFans Pick 'em... Based on your past performance... They'll be right at home on this thread.

    Does anyone think the Saints have a chance this year?

    What's in spam? According to AOL - ***** Enlargements or Viagra.

    (Those were about as useless as I can get!)
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  9. Schad

    Schad New Member

    A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes - both male and female.
  10. gmbjr

    gmbjr Banned

    flan is better than either custard or pudding....
  11. newlaxfan2

    newlaxfan2 New Member

    A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. -- Phyllis Diller
  12. raphilly

    raphilly New Member

    JohnnyMogul says...
    > Please feel free to post your picks for next weeks NLLFans
    > Pick 'em... Based on your past performance... They'll be right
    > at home on this thread.

    Bastard. Go say some more Hail Dallases, would ya? :) Seriously, I have a new strategy coming up this week... we'll see if it helps.

    As this is a thread for random thoughts and not random facts, how about some from the Phillies' own L.A.?...
    - Why does sour milk have an expiration date?
    - Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
    - Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
    - Why is it a shipment if it goes by car and cargo if it goes by ship?

  13. ColsLax

    ColsLax New Member

    If a store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year; then why are there locks on the doors?
  14. CrazyRavensFan

    CrazyRavensFan New Member

    What came first the chicken or the egg?
  15. JohnnyMogul

    JohnnyMogul Active Member

    I don't know.... but the pig outlasted both of them.
  16. DaveatNLLLax

    DaveatNLLLax Active Member

    You know, it's humanly impossible to lick your own elbows!
  17. CrazyRavensFan

    CrazyRavensFan New Member

    You lie! I just tried!
  18. Gonzo In Roch

    Gonzo In Roch New Member


    Can someone drive me to the hospital?
    I think my arms are stuck!:(
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  19. Canadan

    Canadan New Member

    Who are THEY??
    (that mundane expression, you know what THEY say...)

    If we smell with our noses and run with our feet....
    Then why do our feet smell and our noses run???
  20. RockStar

    RockStar Well-Known Member

    If you're driving west on I-90 and find yourself with four flat tires, how many pancakes will it take to get to the moon?

    Stay Tuned for an answer......

    None, snakes don't have armpits.

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