...you spend more time with your lax family than your real family. ...your closet has more jerseys than dress shirts. ...your pets are named after teams or players ...you travel to games where your team isn't playing. ...you have more pregame rituals than most players do. ...there's something lacrosse in every room of your house. ...vacations are renamed "roadtrips". ...you send out lacrosse holiday cards Mac be needin' a job soon!